after a Justin Bieber concert..
EVERYONE ELSE: he were so good live wasn’t he? Very very good show, shame about all the screaming, could barely hear him! But he was so amazing, im so happy I got to see him live!
ME: WE WERE IN THE SAME ROOM! HE WAS BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS ME, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!?!?!?!? HIS AIR IS INSIDE ME, WE ARE CONNECTED! WE SHOULD BE MARRIED! AND DID YOU SEE HIS CLOTHES?!?! IT WAS SO SEXY I WANT TO DIE, GOD SAVE MY SOUL SOMEBODY HOLD ME! HE IS SO PERFECT I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO AND DID YOU HEAR HIM SING THAT SONG AND HIS VOICE WAS JUST SO PERFECT AND THEN HE CHANGED AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE END OF MY LIFE CAUSE HE LOOKED SO FUCKIN SEXY AND PERFECT AND MY WHOLE BRAIN IS CRYING, I CANT BREATH I DONT WANT TO GO HOME. AND HE WAVED AT OUR AREA, SO I THINK HE SAW ME AND NOW HE KNOWS I EXIST; WE CAN GET MARRIED!!! IT SHOULD BE IN THE SPRING BECAUSE THEN IT WONT BE TOO HOT OR COLD AND WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS DAY AS THE DAY WE MET AND FELL IN LOVE, BECAUSE HE KNOOOOOOOOOWWWWSSSSS MEEEEE! THIS IS THE BEST AND WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE, DONT MAKE ME GO. NOTHING WILL EVER BEAT THIS DAY, THE REST OF MY LIFE WILL BE A DISAPPOINTMENT AFTER THIS JUST KILL ME NOW AND LET ME DIE HAPPY!!